Hitler was sitting in his monstrous king-chair of royalty and kingly-ness. All of a sudden, he had to throw up, so he did. The vomit ejaculated him out of his chair and then his wiener started firing semen shots and piss artillery and whipped him around in the air like an out-of-control fire hose.
Lucky for Hitler, he had a crew of Super Soldiers (SS) around to try and grab him. But they couldn't, he was zipping down the halls of his castle, propelled forward by nasty farts that made his ass jiggle like J-Lo's. He was also naked which is why the piss and farts could be seen and smelled. The SS soldiers were so mesmerized by Hitler's rockin' ass-shake that they paused and watched as he flew in circles with piss-shots exploding all over.
"You fools, get me down!" Hitler cried. He grabbed his cockly little piss-rocket and pinched tight, but that only made the piss artillery build up in the middle of his wiener's shaft like blocking a hose's water flow. The mid of his cock started expanding a lot, and then it exploded, but at the same time his chin got shot off by an enemy sniper and his ass ripped down to his right heel.
Hitler was still flying, but the SS soldiers were ready to pounce. They jumped up to Hitler but only one soldier managed to hold on. He grabbed Hitler's neck and started licking Hitler's lips, even though the bottom one was barely there. But then Hitler's stomach started expanding. Then his back exploded.
Then Hitler woke up. He had been sleeping the whole night with his pet dog Nasty the Fuck Gobbler. Nasty ran away after Hitler's eyes opened because he knew that when Hitler was awake he was about to get his ass packed full of Hitler sausage.
That dream had unsettled Hitler, the leader of Germany and the World in the current year of 2078. "Guards!" Hitler yelled. The guards came and Hitler demanded warm milk and a basket full of rotted tennis balls.
The guards came back with a basket full of warm milk and a rotted tennis ball, because they knew Hitler spoke in clever riddles. "Good job, boys." Said Hitler.
Hitler rested his head against his pillow only to realize that his pillow was now a giant rat that had puked on his face and was eating his cock.
Then Hitler woke up again. "A dream inside a dream!" He said aloud. A single guard came in and sat next to Hitler in a chair. "Why are you here, boy?"
"You told me to be here, sir. You said I was the brightest and plumpest of all the Super Soldiers and that you wanted me here."
"When does the rest of the world plan to launch their attack on our castle?" Asked Hitler.
"In about five minutes. We know when they're going to attack." Said the boy.
"Get me two blankets and a rock." Hitler demanded.
The boy grabbed a couple blankets and a rock and gave them to Hitler, but Hitler actually wanted two rocks and a blanket and shot the boy in the face because the boy couldn't understand his riddle. "Guards! Come clean up this mess!"
Hitler rose and grabbed his underwear because he slept naked and then walked, in just his underwear, out onto the battlefield. His only weapon was his mouth.
A man from America yelled, "Hitler, you come unarmed!?"
To which Hitler replied, "I come with my mouth and I've got nothing to lose!"
"You speak in tongues, monster!" The man rose his sword and charged Hitler on horseback with a slew of tanks behind him and an army of trained mules in front to absorb a lot of bullets.
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