There was this big nasty rank-ass motherfuckin' crocdile real slithering right at me. I straight just bolted in the other direction but this croc had some quicks and caught me.
"Listen," he said, "I just wanna ask you a question."
"Alright," I compromised, "fire away."
The crocodile started making really sick-sounding noises and real heaved-and-hoed on his stomach and then puked up a human body. The body was all covered in green slime and the skin was real melted and real peeled.
"What's this?" I asked.
"Is this your son!?" The crocodile bellowed.
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