The Smiff Pooter

Let me tell you a story. It's about a magical little pony who's ass was so smartin' that I straight muffed a hot load when I saw it.

I pulled back the covers of my bed and saw that magic little horsey-gal down next to my knees and she was nibbling all cutey-cute on 'em and I grabbed her by her mane-thing and straight shoved her throat down on my Major Chip Hazard. She tried fighting my army of toy soldiers, but I just straight tonked my balls into her mouth.

That little bitch wiggled free all sexily and goosed my chase-senses real proper and I just couldn't find her again. So, I sat down and turned on the commercial channel and started watching some commercials. There were some good ones on today about meaty lean burger bun things and hot baby oil smooth drippy bottle things. I wanted that oil with the smooth drip bottle accessory, so I ordered it!

In fifteen weeks and eight hundred individual minutes, I had my greasy little bottle of oily good drip butter goodness. I straight ranked the whole bottle down on my choobly little guzzle hound and just started sliding my knuckles real slathery and good along the shaft and real rubbery-rub my feet on my ass cheeks real smooth and all that.

Then that bubbly little magical horse bitch came flying back into the room and real taunted me like a hooker with a chip on her shoulder. I ripped her panties off and could see that really nice horse vagina of hers and real popped a chub right there, real choostering my hound-doozle real hard at this moment and straight ranked her hooker-lips down on my chuzzle-mixer.

I stirred her mouth-insides with my smooth and plumpy little wiener like it were a bowl of cereal or oatmeal or something. It slooshed real good and my ears loved the slooshy little slop noise of her tongue real glooping around and drooling magic saliva down on the bed. I straight just ranked her whole ass onto my face and just dug my tongue into her meaty little fat gurp. It was like licking a cow's ass, so you can probably imagine.

Then she squealed like a real cow and that got my nosy monkey all raging real powerful and it tore down the head and shaft and evolved into a real proper monster dong-slobber.

"Get off my ass!" The magic horse cried all taunty. "Oh, you like it when I real smack my bottom flaps against your cheeks?"

She shoved a hoof up my ponchy ass-crater and straight made me muff all over her horsey chest. What a real proper wise-guy, this horsery little gal, makin' me muff real gallons on her sparkling little horse-skin. I flattened a piece of sheet music and straight wrote a shit burgers ass nut all over with a rich and savvy flavory little goose-cuddler. Straight muffed a hot dozer all over her favorite ass and real shingled her patio rations.